she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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