Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
True college students do jello shots in the library
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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