I think im going to throw up on grandma
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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