Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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