well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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