Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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