have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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