have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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