whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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