He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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