He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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