I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
