Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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