Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i out mim tonsoeep
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