We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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