i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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