dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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