it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
