idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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