"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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