How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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