just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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