i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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