Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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