Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Randomize
