wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Everyone says I win the strip club
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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