New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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