So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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