i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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