hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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