dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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