god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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