Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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