how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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