Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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