I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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