I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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