Buhtt sex?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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