a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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