these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
