nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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