I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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