Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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