Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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