I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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