Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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