The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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