there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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