Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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