Betty ford says i'm here all night
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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